Saturday 6 October 2012

annoy

I want to punch Claudia Winkleman in the face. She annoys me.

Thursday 27 September 2012

ebay

So I sold something the other day.

When it came to leaving feeback to the buyer, the only options I had were leave positive feedback or leave feedback later....

Tuesday 11 September 2012

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall....

1) Well I thought I'd be cleaver and uprooted my spring onions and put them in some water in a jar on my window sill. Two weeks later I just have soggy spring onions that haven't grown at all sitting in some murky wrong smelling water...

2) I saw a fire engine going straight across wanstead flats (which is a bunch of fields). Now, there is a road that runs right next to the flats, and the truck was not that far from it. Now, this would JUST about me acceptable if it's lights were going, but they weren't. So all I can assume is, either the fire fighters wanted a bit of a laugh going over bumpy fields, or they were just lazy. I'm going with the latter...

3) It turns out that the least politically correct place in the land, is the bar up at The House of Lords. I kid you not. Some of the very very wrong jokes that echo through those walls....

4) I'm fucking bored. I've read all the books I own....

Monday 3 September 2012

Mr transport minister....

So I was walking along Strand. I saw this. Made me laugh.. so much for road safety... asking drivers to check twitter whilst at the wheel...

Yes. I have no life.

Friday 17 August 2012

longboarding





HOW FCKING AWESOME!!!!

Tuesday 14 August 2012

home

I was lucky enough to spend time not only in Canada this summer, but also in Los Angeles, and aside from coming back with a pierced tongue and a longboard I learnt (as ever) about myself.

I finally was in a place where I felt I could be myself, without fear of prejudice or mockery. People believe that the American dream is all about making it big in America. My interpretation is different. My American dream was finding acceptance and realising that yeah ok, you may be scared of what others think, but who cares? You only have one life, and it is short, so accept that some people may think you are not of the norm, but who cares? If it's what you want, do it.

I was staying for part of the time in a place called Venice Beach. A hippy community full of artists, muscians and a lot of hobbos. Every lives side by side, expressing themselves for who they are. I've always felt kind of suffocated by London, but there, I was able to breathe freely. I allowed certain ideas and feelings that I usually keep constrained within me, freedom to move around.

Every time I go along the South Bank in London, I always see skateboarders and wanted to do it. But never really had the balls to. But in Venice Beach, the only way to get around is on a skateboard or longboard. Kids who can barely walk right up to people who should be using zimmer frames, all had a board with four wheels. So I invested in one, and very quickly wished I had bought one years ago. When I got back to London I got a couple of strange looks from people, but most of the time I got a lot of smiles and have even been stopped occassionally. I don't feel they were asking me just because I looked out of place, but also because they were probably wishing they had one too (they are damn fun!). I'd like to think, that people who see me on one, and have always wanted to run around on one, will feel more able to now.

Everyone says that people should be able to do what they want to do, without fear of society judging them. Hell I say it all the time, but it is as ever, a lot easier to say it than do it. But, in LA that fear went. My new fear became letting that fear come back when I get home.

For me, I always think that when I discover something new about myself, or start expressing myself in a different way when I am travelling, that I shall go back to how I was before when I get home. This time, I said nope. I've gained too much ground to let myself roll back.

So far I haven't. Me and the board go everywhere, and feeling its ok to just be myself regardless is happening.

Life is blissful....

Tuesday 24 July 2012

Lenobs

So there are times when life gives you lemons. It continues to give you lemons , and each time you try to turn then to juicy apples more lemons fall on you.

Sometimes the only answer is to scream.